Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Fake.

We took the night bus to Nazca.
They are crap unless you are four foot fu*ck all. So, unfair to the long legged Europeans (using this term very lightly!) We ended crumpled up in the beautiful town of Nazca at 5.45 am. And this is called a holiday? After I smacked a few tour guides about, we manged to walk into the town which was approx. 3 blocks away!

We found a great guy who let us crash at his place whilst he did his best to get us a flight into the desert. Must point out that I have no desire to die chasing somebody Else's fantasy, But, there was no way I was going to stand in the desert all day watching some tourists flap about the Nazca lines......... I took the first flight!!

It was excellent and I was not sick, They girl in the front seat WAS!
It is made by either Alien's and/or some people who got sick of crop circles!
We took a chicken bus onto Ica and then onto the Oasis!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahahai! glad you are still as witty as ever, though sometimes I get lost and don't understand a word you are saying!
Hope you will go for a deeeeep cleanse in and out when you get back, my god, road kill, fleas, sounds like my ideal holiday as well!
btw, I'm ready to do some flag waving at some w/banker's boat in Amsterdam, shilpa had to cancel, wish yiu were there! Jimbob