Quality Inn.

When we finally got to bed jet lagged the first night in BA. Roland thought that in the dark the kind "Fagin" style Inn keeper had left a mint on his pillow.

In the morning he was shocked to find that the "mint" was a grubby rubber button and the sheets were made of plastic (only on his bed)

Even more shocked to see the state of the pillow It looked like an enormous skid mark right across where he had slept!